The economy is so bad…

January 18, 2010 at 11:39 am (Anything and Everything)

[sent to me by a co-worker…ahaha]

1.  I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2.  I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

3.  CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

4.  If the bank returns your check marked  “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

5.  Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

6.  McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7.  Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names

8.  A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico ..

9.  Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

10.  Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

11. The Mafia is laying off judges.

12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

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